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Joke of the Day

"every night i whisper a hater's name into the wind and the wind whispers back, ""they just jealous... """

"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"

"Commonwealth Games: Building unrealistic goals and dreams for British athletes going to the olympics since 1930."

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris"

"Why can't astronauts listen to music? The beat can't drop in outer space."

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"

"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."

"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile! Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it."

"I couldn't remember the name of a Skrillex song, so I tried to sing it for my friend, ended up puking and he guessed it."

"I accidentally hit my head on a window today... It was paneful."