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Joke of the Day
"Why can't astronauts listen to music? The beat can't drop in outer space."
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"Illegal eavesdropping The Patriot Act Section 215 has expired. The NSA will now stop illegally eavesdropping!"
"Soon as I finish untangling these earphones I'm goin to google who made them & I'm going to ask them to invent shoelaces that tie themselves"
"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. and thinks ""Some asshole has my pen""."
"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."
"Crimea River Crimea river - Putin"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile! XD"
"When your date asks about your hobbies, DON'T grab her table knife in a napkin and say, ""Collecting knives with strangers' prints on them."""
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff."