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Joke of the Day

"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile! Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it."

"Where do chickens go to get their coffee? Star- B-BWAKS"

"Whenever I see an adorable service dog and I know I can't pet it, the greatest internal struggle of my life begins anew"

"I know my mum has a dildo because I hear her drawer slam shut every night before she switches off her light in the next room... ...I wish this was a joke."

"My children annoy me so I'm leaving everything in my will to a nap I took in 2007."

"A dad says to his son, ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" The son replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""

"How do you make someone Holy? You beat the hell out of them."

"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"

"What do you call a very unfriendly, female dog? A cunt."

"How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen..."