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Joke of the Day

"You guys are so selfish, only think about yourselves, not important stuff. Who the FUCK is going to narrate Morgan Freemans life? WHO?!"

"Pro Tip: If you're on a fishing boat and someone calls you Chum, they're probably not being friendly."

"Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem."

"people who say ""guess what"" and make you actually guess make me want to die"

"Dilemma: Your daughter brings home a guy with an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt on but your garden is already completely full of corpses."

"I dont have enough money to play f2p (free to play) games because i lack the money to buy the necessary hacks to be able to compete in equal grounds."

"Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!"

"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."

"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One's a bottom-dwelling, muck-sucker and the other is a fish."

"What kind of a friar loves philosophy? A deep friar."