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Joke of the Day
"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."
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"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."
"What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen? A computer virus!"
"Someone should check on Tyler Perry. He hasn't released a movie in like a week."
"The first rule of Alzheimer's club Is don't talk about chess club"
"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."
"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."
"Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"What kind of bellybutton did Paul Walker have? An Audi. ^^^Im ^^^so ^^^sorry"