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Joke of the Day
"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."
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"What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays)"
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's disgusting. You shouldn't tell people that."
"So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!"
"Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism? After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, ""you didn't have to cut me off!"""
"Just wondering why Bob Marley denied shooting the deputy but thought admitting he shot the sheriff would be a-okay."
"Who did Alaska vote for? Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife"
"I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes."
"What does a drunk police officer do? Protect and swerve."
"they joke about mine being... ...a whole nuther leg!"