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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem."
Next Joke
"What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. Put it in the back of your SUV."
"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""
"""You may now kiss the bride"" Wow this is the happiest day of- *dad flies by in hot air ballon* QUEEERR *throws football at my head*"
"My friend says he needs to get hydrated immediately. Well, water you waiting for?!"
"When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive."
"What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna? Battleshvitz"
"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."
"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"
"Mitt Romney."