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Joke of the Day
"Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."
Next Joke
"So a Pokemon go user found a Mewtwo at a bar... 20,000 Pokemon go users walk into a bar."
"Whats the difference between a hispanic and a book. The book has papers."
"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."
"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"
"What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator"
"Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash."
"Turn that baby's cry into a jazzy tune by putting a harmonica in it's mouth"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?"
"what do you call Coq Au Vin made with Two Buck Chuck? Chick n' Chuck!"