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Joke of the Day
"If revenge is a dish best served cold What do I do when my best friend serves me ice cream?"
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"So I dragged off this girl from the bar the other night... She had this cool tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. Damnedest thing, though! When I put my ear to it, I could smell the ocean."
"Why can't T-Rex's High Five? Because they're all dead"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first fap in over two weeks."
"I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill."
"I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him"
"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"
"Your mama so fat.... She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick."
"Beer: The WD40 for conversations."