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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girl put pop rocks down her pants To get that pussy poppin"

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."

"Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why? Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa."

"What do you call a round knight? Sir Cumference"

"My wife finally conceded in an ongoing argument we were having about clocks It was about time."

"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."

"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."

"What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces..."

"I admit I've had sex with over 30 women in my life But it only happened one time."