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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."

"When four people arrive at a 4-way stop at the same time, it is required that they exit their vehicles and fight to the death."

"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""

"""Sorry I'm late, but let me explain."" -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? a gun only has one trigger"

"Dammit I forgot my headphones and I'm at the airport wait here's some for 16 million dollars thank god."

"If two feminists get drunk and hook up, were they both raped?"

"Thought of this one as I was going to the basement. What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping? Ready, aim, make the FIRE!"

"What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-Tea"

"What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders? The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected"