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Joke of the Day

"Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why? Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa."

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"Mum: ""OMG clean your room! This is MADNESS!"" Me: ""Madness?! NO... THIS IS SPARTA!!"" *Kicks Mum*.."
"No, YOUR illiterate."
"""If you want something badly enough you'll never give up."" -psychopaths"
"When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!"
"I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt."
"Got a reality check today It bounced."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I supposedly"" take things too far"" So I called the police."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Jerkey"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire"
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