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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."

"Did I tell you I'm dating a midget? I'm nuts over her."

"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."

"What type of bee makes milk instead of honey? Boobees!!!"

"I'm sure there'll be some making distasteful jokes about Williams' death. How annoying for them that he would have thought of funnier ones."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Mechanic."

"What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain? Dago wop wop wop"

"What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside? Edward Snowed-in!"

"BNAG That's bang out of order!"

"Someone should check on Tyler Perry. He hasn't released a movie in like a week."