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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."
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"What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc."
"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."
"Power surge at the A/C factory... Fans shocked."
"How do you make sure man will never find something? Name it clit."
"Me [31M] and my wife [28F] are having issues with our different needs with sex. We're trying to work out the kinks."
"THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree"
"A guy walks into a bar ... and orders a drink."