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Joke of the Day

"The Queen Said If I had Balls I'd Be The King.. The king laughed... not because he wanted to because he had two."

"When does CPR become necrophilia? When you are both stiff"

"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer and porn, making it very clear that men are not from Mars.."

"a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread"

"Are you okay? You seem stupid."

"""Excuse me sir, are you really just a building in disguise?"" *storefront sweats nervously* ""N-n-no! I am human my name is Bill. Bill...Ding"""

"Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils. They're a massage in a bottle"

"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's got to want to change first."

"Need an ark? i Noah guy"