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Joke of the Day

"YYZ was the first song I ever learned -Said no drummer ever."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown ... and one turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"I told an overweight joke the other day A woman came up to me afterwards and said ""You're fattist"" I looked her and said ""actually...."

"Where do Squarells live? In Geometrees. I am not embarrassed to say I made this up two weeks ago while teaching quadrilaterals. The groan from my students could be heard for miles."

"What do you get when a vampire eats a dachshund? Hollow-ween"

"I watched Lost In Space and loved it! It was a great documentary on Matt Damon."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"

"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""

"Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike"