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Joke of the Day
"What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed? ""I Duggar."""
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"You're a dog person? *Throws a stick* Well? Aren't you going to run after it or are you cool with being a normal human that's also a liar?"
"What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination."
"If you can read but still watch the Kardashians please donate your unused literacy to someone who might use it."
"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."
"The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."
"I met a girl who said she orgasmed every time she sneezed I asked her what she took for that. She said usually pollen or ragweed"
"What is a clowns fart made of? Laughing gas."
"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."