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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu!"
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"What has four legs and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold."
"What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent? It's confi-dental"
"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"
"How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you have to wonder how the hell they got in there"
"Why did people make white chocolate? So black kids could get dirty faces too."
"How many non-delivering OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"My toddler was arrested today at kindergarten during nap time. He was charged with resisting a rest."
"Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay... Will let you know the results soon."
"Im so fucked up i wrote 3 tweets into my phone and texted them to the Hurricane Katrina fund."