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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot."
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"What was Rudolph's nickname? Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad."
"Why ""Trojan"" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing."
"you can tell im drunk by the number of made-up words i concoctulate"
"Two little monkeys Jumping on the bed One fell off and Bumped his head EXACTLY HOW THEIR MOM SAID SOMEONE WOULD BUT NO ONE LISTENS TO HER."
"Two blonde girls... ...were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland left. They started crying and headed home."
"Where do witches and wizards shop? Voldemart."
"""Can I have more of these mouse spears?"" ""Sir those are toothpicks"" ""I need 1000 for my army. We march at dawn"""
"I got a banging sound system fitted into my car. Might make my job as a hearse driver more entertaining."
"What's a mimes favorite class at school? Speech and debate"