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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Math teacher who is afraid of negatives? He will stop at nothing to avoid them"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, glass ceilings don't have lightbulbs!"

"Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds."

"What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues"

"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"If the people that drink it are any indication, Diet Coke does not work."

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"

"[date at rooftop bar] give me ur hand ""Is tha-are u wearing a squirrel tail?"" *rips off jacket to reveal flying squirrel suit* do u trust me"

"Divorce. When being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you."

"Knock knock You: ""Knock knock"" Victim: ""Who's there?"" You: ""I ate up"" Victim: ""I ate up who?"" (May need to be read aloud)"