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Joke of the Day
"What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues"
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"Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami."
"Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position? He just couldn't hold it any longer."
"The only time my wife will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER"" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"I insulted a communist. I told him he was dressed ""classy"""
"What do you call a stolen tamole? A hot tamole"
"Them: If you were stranded on a desert island with any two people, living or dead, who would they be? Me: Can they both be dead?"
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs."
"[blind date] Her: so do you go on a lot of dates? Me: *sucking the gravy from my plate* a lot of first ones."