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Joke of the Day
"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!"
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"I'm a strict vegetarian. After I kill a cow I don't eat ANY of it."
"Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too."
"How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred"
"Friend - You smell nice, what's that perfume you're wearing? Me - Fear and fabric softener."
"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."
"What do you call a flying jew? Ash"
"A cat walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender responds: '' Are you going to drink it or just knock it over on purpose?''"
"France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."
"Did you hear about the teacher who had eye problems? She couldn't control her pupils."