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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"I hate bipolar jokes... They're hilarious."

"All the tellers at my bank are females.. .. that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider."

"My band were thinking about doing a concert in space... ...but then we realised there would probably be no atmosphere."

"Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer? Because they were using a Berner Phone."

"My teenage son is obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine. But I'm sure it's just a phase."

"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"

"The Lion King is probably my favorite children's movie about running away from your problems until you're strong enough to kill your uncle."

"Q. How would you write do not touch in Braile? A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)"

"Hate is a strong word... I prefer the term ""want to stab them thirty-seven times in the chest."""