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Joke of the Day
"I'm a strict vegetarian. After I kill a cow I don't eat ANY of it."
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"What do gay Japanese jocks give each other? Brojobs."
"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."
"Admiral Ackbar sez, ""drop it like..."" http://i.imgur.com/R896U.jpg"
"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full."
"What is the derivative of 151? Poke(dx)"
"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"
"I workout religiously About once or twice around the holidays"
"Is Miley Cyrus pregnant? Will The government stay shut down? Will the GTA online servers work? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z"