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Joke of the Day

"France and Italy Go to War. Who Wins? Neither. France Surrenders, and Italy Changes Sides."

"I'm just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for."

"Bukkake is like buses You wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once."

"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."

"I don't know why people object to CIA torture methods. Who doesn't like to go water boarding?"

"My penis is a gentleman ... It stands up so ladies have a place to sit down."

"What are the ""White Walkers"" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode? Chilling."

"""Always a housewife, never a house,"" the shed sighs as she's installed next to a mansion. No one was ever going to call her ""home""..."

"I saw a man at the beach yelling ""Help, Shark! Help! I just laughed, i knew that Shark wasn't going to help him."

"what do you call a fake spaghetti? an impasta"