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Joke of the Day

"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."

"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"

"Why did Kim Jong Un have so many books? Because he is North Korea's great reader."

"How many A.D.D kids does it take to change a lightbulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES?"

"GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized."

"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."

"I hate suicide bombers... ..... they should just kill themselves"

"I've started 2016 with a goal of losing 20 pounds... Seems like I've lost more, my ATM is empty"

"Do you know why the people in ambulances are called paramedics? because there are two of them in the ambulance...it's a Pair O' Medics!!!"

"I found a TV on the sidewalk in front of a house. The owner had left a note. ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""