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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so fat You can see the couch behind her do to gravitational lensing."
Next Joke
"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"
"Interestingly enough, you can get STDs from a toilet seat... But only if you sit down before the other guy gets off. Source: QI"
"A dog limps into a bar and says... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!"
"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"
"What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play? House."
"I got kicked out of the library today I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section"
"Why did Simba's Father die? He didn't mufasta"
"I hope I never have to produce an alibi...cause eating salsa in bed with my cat every night would never hold up in court."