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Joke of the Day
"What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common? They both have dead walkers."
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"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!"
"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."
"Single airline stewardesses are very lucky... for their convenience all men are already sorted into different classes."
" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"
"hey girl, are you my mom? cuz i'd like to kill your husband and fuck you"
"The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off"
"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."
"I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling"
"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."