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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!"
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"Damn Girl, Are You Harambe's Pit? Cause I wanna drop my children in you"
"Are you a general? Because you make my privates stand at attention."
"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""
"My daughter: Do you want a kiss daddy? Me: Of course. My daughter: Does it make you sad that no other girls want to kiss you? Me: Thanks."
"I swallowed two cans of helium today HeHe"
"Clearly I have no shame but thanks for asking. You must be new here."
"Its such a beautiful day to stay inside and tweet about what a beautiful day it is out there."
"How many children did Josh Duggar molest? 19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/"
"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"