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Joke of the Day
"They say attractiveness is relative... my cousin seemed to disagree"
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"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."
"The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it. Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech."
"I turn heads every time I go to work Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor."
"Black and white... I've just woken up with black and white squares all over my face. I'll have to get this checked."
"TIFU by making my husband the wrong sandwich Oops, wrong sub!"
"Rent in the city is getting ridiculous. I pay $775 to live in a barista's beard. I have 3 roommates."
"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."
"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."
"I've been jogging for 6 minutes & there are, literally, 9 vultures circling above me."