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Joke of the Day
"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."
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"I don't know who decided that high heels were just for women but...GOOD CALL."
"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side."
"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."
"My wife slapped me when I told her I'm buying her a puppy for Christmas. I thought she'd be excited to hear that she's getting a little husky..."
"What bird can lift the most? A crane"
"Donation A man knocked on my door the other day asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I have him a glass of water"
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"Two gay men walk into a church. And they walk out as a married couple :) congratulations America"
"So a guy walks in on his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. ""SICK!"" he said. ""I was going to eat that.... Now it's going to taste like cucumber."""