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Joke of the Day
"How many books can a blind man read? Brailly any!"
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"So my dad was all ""stop eating my pills"" and then I was like ""stop melting into the floor and spinning multi colored webs you talking lamp"""
"What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch? The cold shoulder"
"Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call."
"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"
"Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks."
"If Mt Vesuvius erupted over us right now, there'd be lots of shapes of people looking at their phones later on."
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"
"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"
"Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with."