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Joke of the Day

"Read about that farmer who lost a whole load of crops when crossing the river. Turns out his boat was full of leeks."

"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"

"are you human? (sorry) I am dancer"

"A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... ...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters."

"Chinese couple climbs into bed She says, ""so what should we do tonight?"" He says, ""how about 69?"" She says, ""beef and broccoli? At this hour?"""

"""Wanna come to a party?"" ""Sure. I'd love to spend two whole hours standing around while people recommend TV shows to me I'll never watch."""

"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"

"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"

"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats."

"Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime"