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Joke of the Day
"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"
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"A knock knock joke I made up when I was 5. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Amanda. ""Amanda who?"" A man, duh. (Thought it was hilarious at the time.)"
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". Sounds like a fair trade"
"My gf was a virgin until recently ;) Too bad I still am."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""redacted"" can you use it in a sentence? The is and ."
"What did the knob say to the door? I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! ~Skip"
"If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive."
"What's a stoner's favorite cheese? Mun Cheese!"
"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch???? Names"
"""just got my rejection letter from MENSA"" -idiots."