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Joke of the Day

"If Mt Vesuvius erupted over us right now, there'd be lots of shapes of people looking at their phones later on."

"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"

"I was dismissed from my responsibilities as church usher because I kept using finger guns to point out available seats. * pew pew *"

"Limits Of Technology A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

"How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard."

"Help I'm addicted to skin I can't stop wearing it!"

"The tampon aisle is a terrible place to pick up chicks."

"There are 2 important rules in business. 1. Don't tell people everything you know."

"What did the leper say after he was finished with the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"Bed Bath & Beyond starts off pretty normal-sounding, but then it goes galactic."