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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"
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"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""
"I finally lost my virginity Congrats, bro, sit down and tell me about it. Can't sit yet."
"What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men? broosts"
"If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now"
"Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! "
"Can someone please wake up Billie Joe Armstrong?"
"2016 That's the joke."
"Did you know that all of the trigonometric functions are female? Yup, They all have periods!"
"It might take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes even less to completely avoid eye contact in the first place."