110713
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"
Next Joke
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a female track team? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."
"What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos? Pork, eh?"
"The industrious prostitute Well there was this prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted in her hip...so she could make some money on the side."
"best joke ever! The Dallas Cowboys."
"A man walks into a bar... ""A man walks into a bar and the bartender says""... ...""Stop speaking in third person Jaqen"""
"Have you heard of that family fun game Beat the Parents? Talk about a double standard."
"My new juice cleanse is called Vodka with a side of Tonic"
"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"