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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that all of the trigonometric functions are female? Yup, They all have periods!"
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"If you have my phone number but insist on posting some personal tidbit on my FB wall, I'll beat the crap out of you."
"What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated? Juan and a half"
"Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter. Expecting a song within the hour"
"People who say ""the future is now"" don't understand how time works."
"Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions? They give me the EBGBs."
"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car"
"People say I'm a people person It's like a dog person, but with a lot more chains in my basement."
"Did you hear about the cannibal that went to the rock concert? He heard there was a Jimmy Buffet."
"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."