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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that all of the trigonometric functions are female? Yup, They all have periods!"

"What do you call a coffee shop where drug deals go down? The trappe!"

"Skunks Roses are red. Violets are blue. If skunks had a college They'd call it P.U."

"I'm constantly pretending I know what people are talking about."

"Why did the guy stick guano up his butt? Cause he was batshit crazy"

"Your pants are so tight... ...you can't even get a leg up on the situation!"

"What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? Your mother never ran away to join the circus."

"A guy walks into his house holding a goat. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""What are you stupid? That's a goat!"" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"I accidentally bought regular Cheerios instead of Honey Nut and now my breakfast tastes like I'm attending a party sober."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the jews? Harry survived the chamber."