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Joke of the Day
"So if they were called the Mario Bros., that means Mario's last name was Mario?"
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"What's more stable a hamburger or a steak? A hamburger because it is in the ground state."
"I always thought I was stupid... Then I read the commentary."
"date: So what do you do? me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist date: Oh wow fox: and a ventriloquist"
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"Knock Knock Whos There The Who The Who Who? Who Are you Who Who"
"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"
"Im having a Shitty day.... Tell me a yoke"
"[Speech Therapy] Therapist: Repeat after me: I'm thirsty Dad: I'm...thirsty T: I'm hungry D: I'm...H...Hi Hungry, I'm Dad T: *throws clipboard*"
"Thank you Pringles for being the only chip company that doesn't sell air."