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Joke of the Day

"How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked."

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap. -- Some Sumerian, 1900 BC"

"The Browns asked if they could put a pokestop inside the stadium... in hopes that people would attend their games."

"There is one type of person in this world... The type who half understands statistics."

"I had to figure out what to do, to avoid a truck that had run a red light ... ... when suddenly I realized why the baseball had been getting bigger."

"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar The bartender asks what they're having. The witch replies ""Narnia business."""

"what's the main difference between r.kelly and your average redditor? there are some things r.kelly can't piss all over."

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."

"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."

"Decided to start ranking my favorite minority groups: so far Lithuanians have a lot of catching up to do."