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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!"
Next Joke
"uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage"
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."
"I haven't gotten laid all year and its not even 2017 yet"
"A man asked me how easy it was to contract HIV... I handed him an address and told him to stop by after dusk with a casque of Cognac and ask for the Honeybadger."
"Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife."
"I said hello to a feminist My court date starts tomorrow."
"How to lose an argument with a woman: 1) Argue."
"What do you call an Italian with no hands? Mute"
"no the princiPAL is not my PAL he's an ass wipe who called my mom and told her to buy me a bra because my big smelly tits upset him"