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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase after people on bike So I took the bike away from him."
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"I need some Asian jokes As an Asian American I have never had the satisfaction of ever hearing an Asian joke that was anything but mediocre. I JUST WANNA BE OFFENDED GOD DAMN IT!"
"I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope"
"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C."
"Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs."
"Welcome home, half-empty bottle of diet coke. Meet your family: Salad dressing, expired creamer & mysterious takeout container."
"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"
"You are what you eat... ...said one squirrel to another. The other said in disbelief, ""You're nuts."""
"What's long and hard on a black guy? A math test."
"You can't make racist jokes No-one likes dark humour"