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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase after people on bike So I took the bike away from him."
Next Joke
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean"
"If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards it's about a prince who was so charming he kissed his girlfriend and she fainted for 17 years"
"interviewer: any interests outside of work me: war and space documentaries mom: he means star wars me: mom stay in the car mom: nerd"
"The other day my son asked me who picks up the seeing eye dog's poop."
"I bought some blonde paint. It isn't very bright but it spreads easily."
"A bicycle cannot stand alone; it's two tired!"
"So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?"
"My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year. He's doing confidence intervals."