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Joke of the Day

"You can't make racist jokes No-one likes dark humour"

"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."

"How did the lesbian couple build their house? Tongue and groove. [For those who don't understand](http://0.tqn.com/d/homerepair/1/0/0/3/-/-/t_g.jpg)"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because his wife is a bitch!"

"An old man goes to the gym... An old man goes to the gym and asks a trainer, ""I want to impress young beautiful girls. What's the best machine I can use?"" The trainer responds, ""The ATM"""

"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because all of their runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States."

"Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween? Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors"

"[in basement lab] wife: you cant just make your own honey me: (mouth dry, spitting pollen everywhere) I know that now Lisa."

"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"

"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"