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Joke of the Day
"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C."
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"Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something? They're two-tired."
"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"
"Looked up the oldest trick in the book... It just showed me who the first man to patronize a prostitute was."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinqo. EDIT: Yeah, I take French, not Spanish. :)"
"What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine? ""Are we there soon?"" ""Not jet."""
"Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard? He really rose to the equation."
"Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop? He's just looking for a pack."
"Three Jews walk into a bar... ...and head straight to the back room to check the books to see how much profit it's been making. Because they own the bar. Because they're Jews."
"What do you do, if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."