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Joke of the Day
"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at C."
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"Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope"
"NSFW At the restaurant, everyone kept calling me a pedophile just because I'm 52 and my wife is 22...... It completely ruined our ten year anniversary dinner."
"Why can't Ganondorf go on the internet? There are too many Links."
"How did the Italians lose WWII? They ordered ziti instead of shells."
"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."
"A quadriplegic goes on a blind date... And he gets stood up."
"How many babies does it take to paint a barn... ...depends on how hard you throw them"
"What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."