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Joke of the Day

"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"

"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."

"In regards to the Noah movie: Make sure you take someone with you, I heard they're only selling tickets in pairs."

"Ebola You guys need to stop telling Ebola jokes. They only last about a week. (Sorry, I know Ebola is old)"

"*watches man fall off of bridge on TV.. ""Bartender, can you get me that drunk?"""

"You know I'm glad there are women in the world... Otherwise life would be a pain in the ass."

"Our children are our future. Unless they invent a method for time travel, then they're also our past."

"if at the end of every year you find yourself posting on social media how ""this year sucked,"" it's time to examine the common denominator"

"Just once I'd like to have the confidence to order something off of a menu without having to look at the menu while I'm ordering it."

"I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit. We're filming the pilot next week."