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Joke of the Day

"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"

"Why Do Jews Play Football? So they can get the Quarterback!"

"Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato. Also, salesman die of malnourish."

"So an Irishman walks past a bar..."

"What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator? A Cairo-practor"

"Your father is so absent... When I Google searched him it returned: Error 404 Not found."

"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"

"If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog"

"Why are bank offices so cold? They're trying to freeze their assets."

"On a scale from 1-10, how much do I love symmetry? 5"