129484
Joke of the Day
"last night I did a poo and in it was a tied up length of rope I shit you knot"
Next Joke
"Two fish in a tank.. The one fish looks at the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''"
"Who was the first striker? Jesus. He went for the cross"
"A french pastry was stalking me this morning I felt really creped out"
"Have you heard about the constipated math teacher? He worked the problem out with a pencil. On a sheet of paper."
"SSBM players: what's it called when Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi shoot up a school? Columshine"
"Kids: Your homework is being graded by someone who's buzzed."
"Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!"
"What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural logs."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."