14241
Joke of the Day
"I just got a DM from a guy who said he was a Day Trader. I offered him 3 Mondays for a Friday."
Next Joke
"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"
"Why did the fatty cross the road? Because the free pizza wouldn't"
"What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you."
"Home buying tips: -Up & coming area = Murders -Good for young professional = Cheap bc of murders -Open layout = See murders from the kitchen"
"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? It was a lawn-distanced relationship"
"a neurology proffeser is doing a lesson about orgasims. .. He asks one of his femal students ""what do you think your asshole is doing when you orgasim"" she replies "" its out playing golf"""
"The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes!"
"What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain! Thank you."
"Why did the smart phone eat a lot? It had a big APPetite"