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Joke of the Day
"Such bullshit that people stop saying ""You ate it all! Good job!"" once you reach a certain age"
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"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."
"Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything I am today... Fucking miserable"
"Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on."
"Need to call in a hot female carpenter to fix this morning wood."
"What did Casper say to his girlfriend? I love you, boo!!"
"Members of my family suffer from a medical condition called ""death,"" but it only strikes late in life."
"What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common? Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen."
"The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge"
"How is a picket fence like a mini skirt? They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view."