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Joke of the Day
"Why don't witches wear panties? They get a better grip on their brooms!"
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"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"
"I was going to post a really cheesy pun but there was just no whey."
"An English Girl.. WIFE: ""I'm going to LONDON. What gift do you want?"" HUSBAND: ""An English girl."" After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: ""Where is my gift?"" WIFE: ""Wait for nine months!"""
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."
"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""
"Some hipsters were camping next to me and asked for help starting a fire. So, I chased one around until his corduroys burst into flames."
"What is something that cannot lift off the ground? Your career"
"Don't make eye contact with me at McDonalds. We're both here for our own sad reasons."
"What's the most awkward part of a redneck wedding? When her father and brother walk her down the isle."