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Joke of the Day

"Saudi Arabia's justice system is completely different from ISIS.... Just kidding."

"Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature"

"What do you call a bad ass phone that doesn't work? Off the hook. (It's stupid but I did make it up)"

"""The snack that smiles back..."" ""Babies!"""

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee? Because he started drinking it before it was cool."

"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""

"I think the best thing about being a cyclops is no one would notice if you had a lazy eye."

"Steelers defense, last night."

"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"

"My 6 year old Niece's Joke What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant? Hey dude, you're outta sight!"