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Joke of the Day
"Saudi Arabia's justice system is completely different from ISIS.... Just kidding."
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"Finally an international statesman supports Prism ....Kim Jong Un says it's a great idea."
"If I have learned anything in life it's don't throw away your fat clothes"
"If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's."
"What's Darth Vader's corrupt brother's name? Taxi Vader"
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"What do you call and Indian funeral? A pool party"
"""I see you have created a tiny human. I, too, have done this."" -me trying to make mom friends. Should I not whisper it? I'll try shouting"
"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."