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Joke of the Day
"I was going to post a really cheesy pun but there was just no whey."
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"You should need a license to be that ugly."
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"My German plumber accidentally hooked up a gas pipe to my shower Old habits die hard"
"I never chase a man. I always go for the ones who are too fat to run."
"I've waited all year to post this this"
"Why did the porkchop scream for help? I'd tell you the rest, but I don't want to spoil the meat of the joke."
"""Almost there."" - liars"
"[third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me: oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda"