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Joke of the Day
"I was going to post a really cheesy pun but there was just no whey."
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"Did you know that protons have mass? >Yes Well I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
"I like to switch browsers as often as possible. They all prompt to make them the default browser. It feels nice to be fought over."
"Rape in an elevator is wrong.... on so many levels"
"Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die."
"Takes a very specific type of confidence to drop off your hoodie at coat check."
"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."
"How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car."
"When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: ""It's done, but there's blood everywhere!"""
"My dad asks my little brother, ""Hey son do you know what sea monster's favorite snack is?"" ""Ships and dip!"" *dips chip in dip*"