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Joke of the Day

"My son told me all females have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to Walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."

"No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married."

"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."

"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."

"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!"

"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile"

"Music Joke A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar. The bartender says to the C chord ""I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."""

"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("

"If you love someone let them go. If they come back they probly forgot their keys or something & yikes that's gonna be an awkward 30 seconds."

"I made a movie about freezing time I showed it to some people, but they thought it was just a picture. It's 3 hours and 27 minutes long...if you don't pause"