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Joke of the Day

"Pool donations A man came to my door Asking for donations towards the local swimming pool So I peed in it."

"Duck Jokes What do you call a duck addicted to crack? A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car? His windshield was quacked."

"'welcome to subway how can i-' ME:*punches counter*WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID MAN CARRY A SMALLER PITCHER OF KOOL-AID 'sir-' M: IS IT HIS PISS"

"My sexuality is like classic literature. There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it."

"Chuck Norris already counted up to the infinite... Two times."

"What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely."

"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"

"I had an Irish 7 course meal A potato and a six pack"

"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."

"Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost."